Fake Keys

Argh
We have an extra remote control, 2 fake cellphone and 3 sets of plastic keys...
But H only ever wants the real thing.

So for Christmas H is getting his own set of keys.
Real shiny ones from Home Depot.
Uncut keys are less lethal and so unnecessary that losing them is no big deal.
A few keys, a few bucks, one cheap key ring...hours of fun.

Genius, right?